I really do not know why you are unable to react with anything other than hostility here and other places where I have seen your work.
Let's ponder some of the key possibilities….
A: Could it be… Satan?
B: Well, I think I'm sweet.
C: The only work of mine you read is when I'm responding to Robot Cultists.
D: Clearly, I'm cr-a-a-a-a-a-zy