Philosophy lacks a fashion sense, while Theory is a perpetual fashion victim.
The life of the Academy is the gift. The life of the Corporation is the take.
Bad Hominem: The fallacy of decrying truth-telling as name-calling when things are so bad that truth-telling has become indistinguishable from name-calling.
A society that keeps looting the Academy will find soon enough there is no longer any Academy to loot, nor any society to boot.
Students seem always to be mistaking good grades for gifts and bad grades for thefts.
Real education never makes profits, only differences.
Reasonable people always win every argument -- because either their own view prevails as the best available one or because their own view changes from a worse to a better one.
If the shoe hurts, you're wearing it.
Every advertisement on a college campus costs the world a lost insight.
Debate Club Warning: Objections practiced in the mirror may be less conclusive than they appear.
Universities tell you something and think tanks sell you something.
Pretensions to unpretentiousness are still pretentious.
An education is something you should be grateful for all your life, not in debt for all your life.
It is needful to norm, but one need not norm normally.
The public university is the common cause where commonwealth is common sense. Here's to the day when it is a common-place.
We only know what we can successfully explain, and the suffering of the teacher at a student's incomprehension is much the same as the student’s, a register of the ignorance to which both are brought by it.
The lesser of two evils is still evil, but the difference between them can still make a difference. Ethics Is Not Politics.
Among many who profess to be atheists one will still find the curious belief that the Universe has preferences in the matter of which words humans use to describe it with and which values humans use to live it with.
Corporatizing higher education differs from arsonists torching the Academy in an insurance scam only in the agonizing pace the place burning down.
Tenure is a special public affordance, and from those to whom much is given much is rightly demanded. Tenure reviews should give absolutely no consideration to any writing or result that is not made freely available to the general public, without any fees, access restrictions, or proprietary/security expurgations at all.
Saga of the Neoliberal Academy:
One: Faculty outsource governance of the academy to businessmen who care only about profit.
Two: Businessmen then outsource academic faculty to adjuncts and MOOCs for profit.
Three: Academics then express shock at this predictable result as they clean out their desks.
Four: Academy looted until there's nothing left to loot, then businessmen move on to loot elsewhere.
Five: Either civilization dies or academics rebuild academy ripe, soon enough, for looting again. REPEAT.
Intellectuals function either as props for the administration of incumbent elites or as prompts for the admonition of incumbent elites.
There are no "thought leaders." Thought isn't going anywhere.
Why is it that when you bring your ear up to a graduate student's paper that copiously quotes Deleuze you can always hear the sea?
No student should quote Deleuze who hasn't entirely read at least five of his books and been reading him for at least five years. Failing this, they should just quote the Celestial Seasonings teabags they treat him as anyway.
Those who read only Deleuze require the delousing procedure of reading the writers he writes about. Distracting an itch isn't scratching it.
Describing oneself as a "Deleuzian" is like declaring oneself a "Johnny Carsonian." Only fancying oneself "Zizekian" would be worse.
Aphorisms rarely bring us to qualified claims where true wisdom resides, but they can provoke us out of unqualified claims where false wisdom resides.
Conspiracist: "We're Just Asking Questions!"
Translation: "We're Just Basking in Unanswerables."
Criticality, like science more generally, depends equally on an acceptance that any belief can be up for grabs, but also that all beliefs cannot be up for grabs at once and certainly not belief as such.
Being positive about what isn't positive is more negative than being negative.
Autocorrect: There is no their they're.