What do Republicans call a hundred clowns climbing out of a clown car? A deep bench.
A hundred clowns walk into a bar. It's a Republican presidential primary.
How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same one clown it takes for Republicans to screw the country.
Why did a hundred clowns cross the road? They were all Republicans running for president.
Republican clowns destroy the country. We call it "The Aristocrats."
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In 1922 the Cheka was renamed and reorganized as the GPU
(pronounced Gay-Pay-Oo), from the initial letters of the
Russian words for "State Political Administration."
That same year the GPU became the OGPU (Oh-Gay-Pay-Oo),
when the Russian word for "consolidated" or "unified"
was added to its name, but both names were used almost
interchangeably until 1934.
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So does that mean the Russians call the GOP the
"Gay Oh Pay"? Inquiring minds want to know!
Don't blame it on Jeb Bush:
“It’s not about French fries; it’s about freedom.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/14/opinion/gail-collins-wow-jeb-bush-is-awful.html