Sunday, April 20, 2014

Ode to the Smartest Guys In the Room

Can we never hope to curtail
how the stale, the pale, and the male
seem only upwardly to fail?

2 comments:

  1. Boys will be boys.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/20/books/review/cycle-of-lies-and-wheelmen.html
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    Drugs that can boost energy or blunt pain. . . have been used
    in cycling for more than a century. . . Cyclists who weren’t taking
    it couldn’t keep up. Greg LeMond, a three-time winner of the
    Tour de France, surrendered. In 1993, he pulled out of the race.

    Armstrong, just then arriving on the scene, was far more ruthless.
    From an early age, he showed little regard for others. He ignored
    the traditional hierarchy of cycling, refusing to sacrifice his
    performance for the team leader. He discarded anyone who was no
    longer of use to him: mentors, friends, girlfriends, even his wife.
    “He treats people like bananas,” the widow of one friend told
    [Juliet] Macur [author of _Cycle of Lies_]. “He takes what he needs,
    then just tosses the peel on the side of the road.”

    Armstrong grew up in a culture of cheating. When he was 14,
    his parents doctored his birth certificate to qualify him for
    a race. His mother, unwilling to comply with a school attendance
    law, shopped around till she found a private school (aptly named
    Bending Oaks) that would let him graduate despite his absences.
    At 19, he was pulled over for driving erratically. He refused
    a Breathalyzer test and enlisted a friend to help him beat
    the charges. Later, as a pro cyclist, Armstrong joined in
    the sport’s custom of bribing competitors to lose. . .

    Armstrong organized his schedule around the drug-testing system. . .

    As tests became more sophisticated, so did Armstrong. . .

    Armstrong did get caught a few times, but he proved quite adept
    at gaming the enforcement system. In 1999, he tested positive. . .
    He and two associates, according to a witness, arranged a cover story:
    a backdated prescription from the team doctor for an ointment containing
    the banned substance. In 2001. . . Armstrong arranged a payment to
    Hein Verbruggen, the president of the cycling union, to bury his suspicious
    EPO test. A few years later, Armstrong’s 1999 urine samples were examined
    with a new test for EPO, and they flunked. A pseudo-­independent inquiry,
    led by a friend of Verbruggen’s, dismissed the evidence. . .

    Having beaten the testing system, Armstrong turned it to his advantage.
    Eyewitness reports of his doping couldn’t be true, he reasoned, since
    he had “passed more than 500 drug tests and never failed one.”
    To silence the doubters, he announced a private testing program.
    It would be run by an expert who was ostensibly independent but in
    fact would be paid by Armstrong’s team. . .

    The more Armstrong won, the more invincible he felt. When federal
    prosecutors and the United States Anti-Doping Agency came after him,
    he went over their heads, recruiting members of Congress and targeting
    Usada’s budget. He intimidated witnesses, manipulated doctors’
    testimony, and used his financial and political connections to
    threaten the livelihoods of those who spoke out against him.

    Eventually, Armstrong made too many enemies. . .

    [T]he. . . accounts teach a sobering lesson. A talented, savage
    competitor — the sort of person who will exploit any advantage
    and ignore any rule — is often just as clever at manipulating our
    methods of enforcement. Everything in Armstrong’s path — the drugs,
    the doctors, the tests, the authorities — was just another course
    to conquer, another race to win. That was his genius.
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  2. Genius? Or just penius?

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