Saturday, October 12, 2013

Pretzel Bun Singularity

Where the hell did all these goddamn pretzel buns come from anyway? Did an automated factory go haywire or something? Is it a grey goo harbinger? Are all the artisan loafs of the last fast foodie fad weeping by the telephone, waiting for a call from their fickle lovers, saucer-eyed with anxiety to hear the knock on the door that shunts them off to the landfill? Where will capitalist progress take our fast food sandwiches next?

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