Tuesday, May 21, 2013

NRA's Hollywood Vision Thing

The bloodsoaked official NRA rag praises Top Ten Gun Movies in which white guys slaughter indiscriminately with their mean peen-substishoots. Really, what decent American wouldn't want to embrace the white racist patriarchal death cult vision of this fine paramilitary gun-manufacturer lobbying organization? Presumably, they didn't quite get the hilarity of the cold dead hand from which a gun was pried in the 80s camp classic Red Dawn. Well, nobody ever said those evil motherfuckers were smart. Hey, hey, NRA, how many kids ya kill today?

2 comments:

  1. It's a shit list from an action movie perspective. Not a single asian movie on the list! The two best gun movies of all time are John Woo's The Killer and Hardboiled.

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