Friday, December 19, 2008

Conservative Commentariat Surveys the Wreckage


A dozen thinkers of the Movement Conservative Epoch stare into the abyss and scratch their heads.


Want it in a nutshell?


Movement Conservatism

Minus

Delusive Reckless Greed

Minus

Scapegoating Hatespeech

Minus Authoritarian Desire to Rule or be Ruled

Equals

Literally Nothing At All.


This Is Actually A Problem.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:37 AM

    And Bill Kristol actually said this?

    "I can't help but admire some of my fellow conservatives' loyalty to the small-government cause. It reminds me of the nobility of Tennyson's Light Brigade, as it charges into battle: 'Theirs but to do and die.' Maybe it would be better, though, first to reason why."

    Holy shit.

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  2. I must say it felt a little... tectonic.

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  3. Wait, the Movement Conservative Epoch had thinkers? Who knew?

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