tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post2461775779519545193..comments2023-11-22T01:14:54.298-08:00Comments on amor mundi: Sounds Like Medicine!Dale Carricohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02811055279887722298noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post-40282097267446812552009-02-25T17:46:00.000-08:002009-02-25T17:46:00.000-08:00D Becomes H (1992): The jackpot on YouTube.Enjoy!D...D Becomes H (1992): The jackpot on YouTube.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy!<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 1/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbbIr3443o<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 2/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaouPInMkcY<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 3/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CSF6kN5-rs<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 4/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxcqJbBUdeg<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 5/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDADbo3zjy4<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 6/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0FOK-nNSVs<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 7/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQZ0IXfNKos<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 8/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT46zdsOEsk<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 9/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRNAljPFdaQ<BR/><BR/>D Becomes H (1992) - 10/10 -<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8U41oBcFIIjimfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04975754342950063440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post-58695503209084324452009-02-24T14:00:00.000-08:002009-02-24T14:00:00.000-08:00A medical resident told me the secret of dermatolo...A medical resident told me the secret of dermatology. If it's wet, dry it. If it's dry, wet it. If that doesn't work, cut it off. Of course, that's for actual skin problems. Only beauty could be this complicated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post-1871297479127604312009-02-24T10:40:00.000-08:002009-02-24T10:40:00.000-08:00Dr. Jaffe: First we remove the excess derma. So! A...Dr. Jaffe: First we remove the excess derma. So! And the<BR/>flaccid tissues under the eyes. And the forehead. Zip!<BR/>Now, I lift the wrinkles and the worry lines right up into<BR/>the wig... into the hairline. And now the template...<BR/>There, now a bit of sticky... Already, she's twice<BR/>as beautiful as she was before. Voila!<BR/><BR/>Sam: (surprised) My god, it works.<BR/><BR/>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7188.htmljimfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04975754342950063440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post-45779357238437215682009-02-23T20:15:00.000-08:002009-02-23T20:15:00.000-08:00I don't think it's sweat, honey, I think you're de...I don't think it's sweat, honey, I think you're defrosting.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7sMilQeVHkjimfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04975754342950063440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post-17864340369442918642009-02-23T19:16:00.000-08:002009-02-23T19:16:00.000-08:00> . . .flawless teenage models urging us to bel...> . . .flawless teenage models urging us to believe in the<BR/>> "age-defying," "allure-inducing" automagical powers. . .<BR/><BR/>Fortunately, this one **is** on YouTube.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gl2Hg_spvcjimfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04975754342950063440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956838.post-25155619837240878692009-02-23T12:19:00.000-08:002009-02-23T12:19:00.000-08:00I wish this were on YouTube. Just to hearBernadet...I wish this were on YouTube. Just to hear<BR/>Bernadette Peters say "There now, we are complete."<BR/><BR/><BR/>[At the May Company, Los Angeles]<BR/><BR/>Marie: Now doesn't that feel good?<BR/><BR/>Customer: Mm hm.<BR/><BR/>Marie: There now, we are complete. Putting on Mascoderm[*] just took <BR/>a few short minutes and when we peel it off, he will look twenty <BR/>years younger.<BR/><BR/>Wife: Ala vey!<BR/><BR/>Marie: Yes, exactly. Now we'll let this dry. In the meantime, we <BR/>can go and pick out an eye shadow and lip tint for him. Now <BR/>everyone, just follow me this way, because this is a very <BR/>interesting line, and I think you'll enjoy this.<BR/><BR/>(they move on to a different part of the store)<BR/><BR/>Marie: With your husbands coloring, a deep tone would bring out <BR/>his lips, and this, "Nature Beige" will feature his eyes just <BR/>wonderfully.<BR/><BR/>Wife: Let's try everything.<BR/><BR/>(Meanwhile, Navin has given the man some money and taken his <BR/>place. Navin has somehow applied Mascoderm to himself)<BR/><BR/>Irving: What? (as Navin waves a bill at him)<BR/><BR/>(the crowd moves back to where Irving was, Navin is)<BR/><BR/>Marie: Ah, let's go unmask Irving. Everyone, back this way. We are <BR/>now going to peel off our Mascoderm. Irving's skin will be <BR/>tighter, firmer, and he'll look like a different man. You'll be <BR/>amazed. Get ready Irving!<BR/><BR/>(she peels off the mask to reveal Navin)<BR/><BR/>Crowd: Ohhh!<BR/><BR/>Marie: Jeez, this shit really worked! Navin, oh my sweetheart!<BR/><BR/>Wife: What are you doing to my husband you Miz Blondie! Irving, <BR/>Irving, are you crazy?!<BR/><BR/>http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/jerksc.html<BR/><BR/><BR/>[*] "Mascoderm" -- not to be confused with "maxoderm"<BR/>http://www.maxoderm.comjimfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04975754342950063440noreply@blogger.com