Herman Cain's Wife To Be the Next Victim of His Book Promotion Tour Antics

Although there is no reason to think she can add reliable information to clarify the ugly sexual harassment allegations Herman Cain is up to his neck in for two weeks running, his wife, kept absolutely backstage and silent throughout the Circus up to this point, is now being shoved in front of Fox Noise cameras to do a full Stepford, to tell us what a marvel of a man her loudmouthed lummox is with her hands folded neatly in her lap while her soul visibly shrivels like the Grinch's heart to a wee turd.