Wisconsin GOP Is Winning So Hard They Want to Make It Illegal for Them to Lose

Fucked Scott Fitzgerald very gamely snarls his disdain for the vocal majorities of his fellow citizens -- whom he presumably represents, but never mind that now -- citizens who are righteously and relentlessly protesting in flabbergasting numbers the outrageous anti-democratic union-busting program his party never ran on but ran with upon election, regally airily dismissing these citizens as a rag-tag fugitive band of unkempt undeoderized commienazis from out of state and so on as he does the rounds of the pundipelago to disinform the masses and whomp up billionaire support. All the more enjoyable then is the spectacle of the GOP mouthbreathing mouthpiece scrambling spastically to make prank phone calls illegal and recalls illegitimate as if there were something about prank calls and recall efforts that could be the least threat to a man of the people such as he trumpeting the incontrovertibly winning hand he assures us he has.